Laughable

For those of you who missed Brit Hume's hard-hitting interview with rub 'n tug of Vice-President Cheney, allow me to summarize:

Brit Hume: Mr. Vice-President, are you sad?
VP Cheney: Yes Brit, I am.
Brit Hume: Are you sorry about all of this?
VP Cheney: Of course.
Brit Hume: Would you like me to kiss you on the cheek, hold you, and tell you everything is going to be ok?
VP Cheney: Would you?
Brit Hume: Mmmm. {smooch} Come here big guy. {snuggle} Everything is going to be ok. I promise. Yes I do. Yeees I doooo. Mmmm.

Ok, ok. He didn't really kiss him on the cheek. But they did snuggle. I swear.